If you’ve ever felt the sudden compulsive urge to clean the stereotypical Cheetoh crumbs and pubic hairs out of your disgusting keyboard, you might have been stopped by a sudden twinge of hesitation as you don’t want to disrupt whatever all-important task you were currently engaging in with stray keyboard presses. You might log out of World of Warcraft by accident! Or send your online girlfriend an incoherent message declaring “ewrtuyuahfgsd ajggtrtuiyop’;]l;kl a;/j////////////////////////////////”. She’ll absolutely not stand for that sort of tomfoolery!
Luckily, here’s a handy life hack to save your day. First, you search the internet for an application that disables your keyboard’s input, then you install it and–
Just kidding. What are you, fucking retarded? Unplug your keyboard, you idiot. You don’t even have to turn your computer off! LIFE HACKED, BITCH.