Folding and ironing your clothes is a DRAG. Who has time to do that boring crap? Not me, that’s for sure. But wrinkles are unsightly and embarrassing. Wearing wrinkled clothes kind of makes you look like a homeless person, or at best a poor one. Your family, friends and coworkers will whisper behind your back about your unkempt look and creased clothing. The humiliation. The shame. Can you imagine it? Of course you can. You probably don’t even have to imagine.
This trick is as simple as it is brilliant. Just buy clothes that are at least two sizes too small for you. Your beautiful body will stretch your clothes out, eliminating all wrinkles and the need to ever fold or iron your clothes again, all while accenting your naturally alluring curves and chiseled edges. You’ll look sexier and feel sexier just by wearing form-fitting fashion. The struggle to get dressed every morning is a small price to pay for being the envy of everyone who sees you. Strut your stuff, you sexy beast.